What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 05:42

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Dr No
Octopussy
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Diamonds Are Forever
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Ah so!”
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
From Russia With Love
Live and Let Die
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
Moonraker
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-J W Pepper
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
A View to a Kill
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd